I dont get it

"It's like having your cake..and eating it too"

...uhhhmm...if its really mine, I dont see what the problem is...I mean...its cake! Why should'nt I eat it? The way I see it, if I can own it then why the hell cant I enjoy it? any takers? I mean I can share my cake..for sure all day, but imma eat some damn cake.

Like as if I'm going to work, get paid, and then hand you my check and NOT spend my money? Really?

...?? It's cake