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So this is my most recent discovery! Oh wait! So yesterday I made the ultimate best purchase of my life. I bought my ticket to France…YEAAAAA BOIIII mutha fukkin Paris, France. I’m so excited it’s unbearable. I may just throw up! Lmao. Happiness is not playing BINGO. Happiness is finally buying your ticket to France after 4 ½ years of promises. **SIGH**……

Ok, so like I was saying this is my most recent discovery: I concluded these theories one night on the weekend while I was “socializing” with some friends. I may have been inebriated and highly influenced so you may disagree with some of it, but it really doesn’t matter. That’s why its MY discovery! Not yours lol jks! Sooooo…
Lady GaGa is evil…
Nikki Minaj is an alien…
Drake is a robot…

Now the GaGa thing isn’t really a discovery, it’s pretty blatant when you listen to her music; watch her videos, performances and everything else that surrounds her. None of her releases ever correlate with her video treatments. There are always subliminal and hidden messages in her videos relating to mind control, homosexuality, blood and death. That sounds relatively evil to me. I mean I’m sure she’s a lovely lady. But for the most part she just oooozes evil pollution. Lyrically you don’t have to question it and if you doubt me then you must be listening to her on MUTE.
“I want you ugly,
I want your disease,
I want you’re everything as long as it’s free…
I want your horror
I want your design,
Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine…”

Uuuuh CLEARLY singing to Satan! I mean I’m just sayin’…



Nikki Minaj..oooh Nikki Nikki Nikki.. I must admit is my guilty pleasure. As much as I sometimes don’t want to hear Lil Kim…oops I mean Foxy Brown…oops I mean Nikki Minaj. I have to admit she is pretty entertaining, she said it herself that she isn’t a rapper; she’s an entertainer and all around performer. Now picture this with me. Lets say you’re an alien, and you landed here (on earth) after years of studying our species (kind of like that Avatar movie idea). You chose a host body, the exception is that Nikki got to create hers lol. Next you chose your skill set: carpenter, farmer, “rapper”, baby moms, hustler, doctor…you get the point. Now its time to test out this skill set and host body. Her expressions aren’t on purpose as she may want us to believe. The truth is she has minimal control over her body, and she is still learning to express herself vocally, aesthetically, emotionally and so forth. So she twitches at times and has very childish and animated expressions. Ahh Nikki, what a character. I will never admit to purchasing her album though, I guess you can say I’m a secret hater…or secret groupie.
I’m not hating on her at all though but you cant tell me she’s not an alien. Sumthing aint right... I’m just saying…
“I be I be I be I be I be on dat money shit
Get that sloppy toppy roger copy
I be runnin shit..
Money in the air it’s a festival
Cause I b-b-b-b-ball
No testicles
I’m flyer than an eagle that’s balding
I throw it back like hairlines that’s balding
I stay balling/ but I don’t mean Spalding
I never answer when the referee’s calling”



My final conclusion is pertaining to Drake, aka Mista Drizzy Drake Rogers, aka Degrassi, aka Aubrey aka Spinners best friend aka he’s a Robot! He is just TOO good. He has to be programmed with some kind of state of the art lyric and swag input. I’ve never heard him say anything stupid and I mean every artist in every genre will slip up with some kind of stupid lyric and I do mean EVERYONE, but he just comes with it every time. His time in the game is what’s considered short so far, but he’s managed to come in effortlessly, colab with everyone and they uncle, go straight to the top and not even really release and album. WTF. That’s a designed/manufactured career. You don’t just fall into that. Unless of course you’re a robot, like Drake 3.0! He’s an amazing artist, top of the charts BONUSS he’s Canadian.
My Drake research isn’t as extensive as the others but its obvious. Don’t question it, the man is not human!

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Holidays?

This is how I know things in life are changing and everyone is growing up. This is the 3rd holiday that I’ve spent without my direct family. For Christmas my mom went to New York and my lil sis and I spent Christmas with Junes (it was amazing of him but still missed the dukes n the whole crew at Christmas breakfast). Then Family day weekend was spent in Montreal with the girls and Junes as well (actually that wasn’t too bad cause we made a trip down into the city to see my dad and likkle sis again).

More recently was Easter. Now this one was completely Solo Dolo. On my Kid Cudi pose. Mom, big sis Jenz, likkle sis Yanique in Montreal, cousin Tasha in Windsor, Junes in Jamaica, cousin Tara back n forth between church and work.

So I spent my Friday night saying bye to everyone, kicked it with my boy Brian at moms place, Saturday with the girls at a friend bday party, Sunday I spent cleaning, taking pictures of myself and hunting for a grocery store (No luck they were all well closed) I should have known better to do my groceries on Saturday, but I was at the salon working my tail off with my cousin Kay.
It was quiet, a lil too quiet. I found myself blasting music in 2 rooms as if the house were a club. The point I’m trying to make is that everyone’s doing their own thing, which goes to show just how much growing has already occurred.

I remember when Holidays were a lot more fun, a lot more family, and a lot more food. I kind of miss it (a lot) but it just means I need to prepare myself cause soon I’m gonna be the one organizing all the family events. I think dinner this Sunday would be a good idea. I’ll have mom over and go all out. I know she’ll love it, and so will the rest of the fam; get my chef on. There’s nothing better than your family and a bottle of wine, maybe just MY family and a bottle of wine.

Wish me luck.

Ooooooooweee!! My punkin comes back home today, I’m pretty excited about it. Miss him like mad. I can’t wait to see his Jamaica tan lmao and hear some of the work he got to do. Live bands, beaches and blunts are an amazing source of inspiration. The water does something to you as well. Trust me he needs to be away from the city more than anything!

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I dont get it

"It's like having your cake..and eating it too"

...uhhhmm...if its really mine, I dont see what the problem is...I mean...its cake! Why should'nt I eat it? The way I see it, if I can own it then why the hell cant I enjoy it? any takers? I mean I can share my cake..for sure all day, but imma eat some damn cake.

Like as if I'm going to work, get paid, and then hand you my check and NOT spend my money? Really?

...?? It's cake

Are You Following?

So I know I’m kinda of behind but I just decided to give it a try and see what all the hype is about. So I get a Twitter account set up. I had my girl Cri and my sister Yanique help me set it up n get it going. So my sister has added a bunch a people that I don’t know. So everything Kim Kardashian, Chris Brown, Rev Run n Chris Crocker Tweet, my BB is flashing at me. So my list of followers is about 5 deep and I think I’m following 19 people????

Now I’ve thought about it, and to me it seems pretty useless. I mean cant you do the same thing on Facebook that you do on Twitter?? By changing your status and having people comment on your status? I mean I’m just saying. Its already been done. Can we maybe try and come up with more creative ways to interact with people or voice opinions, thoughts, n random ideas? Maybe we can go back to calling each other on the telephone and maybe writing letters, or notes, …yea notes are good ways to express randomness and let total strangers know what your thinking at each waking moment, and what u had for breakfast and that you and Eva Longoria are having brunch, or that your watching the view, or that the sun is shining. There has to be another way other that “tweeting” it…the fact that “Tweet” has transformed into a noun (Tweethearts), verb (Twittering, tweeting, twitted, twat) is beyond me. Breaking news **Chris Brown just got a new tatt** courtesy of Twitter!

P.S. although people are still adding me to Twitter, I’ve actually closed my account maybe a week ago..not my flavor **yukk**

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UUUMMMMM...

So i tried, i really tried at first to enjoy her and understand but it jus never worked out for me. Lady Gaga terrifies me. Shes creepy, she aint cute, she sings a lot of demonic shit, wears the most insane outfits i've ever seen but for some reason...some craaaazy reason society loves her, they enjoy a show and i guess thats all the business is about.

But this is sickening. its a joke. i can admit that i was a Beyonce groupie for the most part of my musical life. but now, as much as i like hearing her i just cant take her seriously anymore. shes done everything the could possibly do and now shes tired. Enjoy marriage with ur husband, make some babies n travel or something....this is embarrassing!!!! At what point do people say "ok you know what..enough is enough" and stop supoprting this B.S> if Bey is really tryna come out on some bi-sexual shit right now. I'm pretty much done with the music industry as a whole. Its so corrupt and twisted and money driven.

**Shakes head in shame**

Is this what we're gonna teach our children? Damn i'm glad i grew up when i did and how i did, cause if i was one of the recent generation. I'd be 16 and pregnant or maybe at a Lady Gaga concert.

Sigh!!

Put the mans flag down, please

Soooooo I’m listening to the radio at work. I hear the K’naan Waving Flag melody, but for some insane reason I hear other voices, none of which belong to Knaan. WTF!
First they destroy “We Are the World” and now poor K’naans track. This song was one of my favorites from the Troubadour Album, before World Cup picked it up.
So now the “Canadian Edition” of Waving flag, I’m assuming its Olympics related or Haiti Related but I don’t think it was necessary. Yes we all love Avril, Nelly, Drake n Kardi, not to mention Justin Beaber, but common. This has been a year of some really sucky ass remakes n remixes. I wish it never happened.
I mean I don’t know exactly how K’naan feels about it. Maybe he totally digs it. But I just feel like it means less coming from these people, I believe its Knaans original struggle n growth. I mean im sure the song is relatable. But it just doesn’t feel as sincere to me. I could just be sensitive today, but who cares. I still don’t like the idea.

Is this really March?

There’s something about a Friday and a Jeans day at work that jus makes the day go so much smoother. It’s easier to deal with customers, its easier to deal with co-workers, breaks are just long enough and the day never drags on. Everyone is so comfy in their jeans; it’s a beautiful thing. And anything that goes even remotely wrong is followed by a “Thank God its Friday”. To me though, the ultimate best days I’ve had at work are when PAY days fall on the Friday of a LONG weekend AND a jeans Day, which maybe occurs maybe 4 times a year lol if we’re even that lucky.

So speaking on some bulls*** for a second. I got o do my taxes with my boy Chino and the lovely tax lady tells me how much im getting. I mean its no vacation but it would help. The thing is I have a part time job as well that I got a lil slip for, not very much but she mentioned that I absolutely have to file all t4 slips I get. Cool. But I didn’t have it on me at the time and mentioned I would come back the following day to finish up with her. Thursday comes along and as planned I head home to grab the extra spliff…oops I mean slip and I head down to my lovely tax lady (I believe her name is Helen or Linda) she starts punching numbers in the computer n proceeds to ask me the same questions she did 27 hours ago. So she gives me a number and I get a lil excited because I think that new number is to be added to the old number I had the day before, and it would then give me a new total (vacation worthy total). …..NOPE..i was so sadly mistaken. The new number was really the new number. Not to be added to anything but just to stand alone. In a matter of 27 hours of doing nothing but providing additional information, I end up loosing over $400.00 WHAAAAAAAAT!!!! How is that even ok??

Secretly I don’t really like Circa at all cause it’s so damn huge, but J is performing there this weekend, opening with Rich Kidd for The Clipse, should be a great show, I’m always excited to see him on stage with Rich (and Crookie from Smash) That’s my Sunday, other than that its gonna be a quiet weekend.

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Diz Diz Diz...Sigh

So last night after I got some help moving things around in my room, I had dinner n found a lil time to relax. My niece n nephew just came up from Montréal for a few days to visit so I hung out with them a bit. We decided to watch “The Princess and The Frog” me n my niece Kim a.k.a Berly!! Now growing up I had a pretty amazing selection when it came to Disney movies. We (as in my generation…85’ babyyyy) got a good deal, Lion King, Pocahontas, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Pinocchio, Little Mermaid and so forth. Then Disney put a halt on making classic and there was a bombardment of Pixar Animation films. Now I’m not gonna lie, I did enjoy the Pixar Classics (Finding Nemo, Up, toy Story, A Bugs Life The Incredibles). But at this point I was excited to see them go back to the originals. So Princess and The Frog was a must watch for me.
Now it started off pretty Disney-esk, with the singing and the artwork and the details, but the further I got into the movie the less I was INTO the movie, and not because the story line was mediocre or anything, but because it lacked a certain sparkle that Disney Classics had. I don’t know about you but I think I cried a lil for every one of those movies stated above, but The Princess n the Frog didn’t tickle me in any way. That or my expectations are way too high. I mean a love the part where the lil bug dies n goes up into the sky to be with his star lady friend, but other than that….meh….maybe next time Diz!!

Randome Rant

So I have a confession! It just dawned on me in the last few months actually and this weekend I finally admitted to myself. I’m a nerd. Like a first class grade A, full course meal nerd. Not N.E.R.D Pharell nerd though. I’ve grown a sincere interest in some things that I’ve come across in the past little while that are so random but fun!
Now I’ve always been into astrology, zodiac signs n such, but recently it’s grown into astronomy, moons, planets, stars, galaxies! A little while after that phase it was all that Illuminati, conspiracies, masonry nonsense. Further on from that I had a lil Morse Code stint where I just wanted to send hidden messages to people via bbm (ultra dweebish right there).
Just recently though I was put on to another form of hidden communications that was used during the 1500’s called “Symbolon” I cant even really explain it to you right now cause its something you gotta see. But what intrigued me so much about this archaic form of communication is that people really sat down, and put this s*** together, crossed reference symbols with numbers, and hid messages. A lot of work was put into communications back in the days and honestly we’re become so lazy. Remember the days people used to write letters. YES …we used to WRITE things down…like on PAPER..with a PINCIL, and if we wanted to get real fancy we’de use a PEN…sometimes red, sometimes blue and even black depending on the day or who we were addressing.
I’m at fault as well, I couldn’t tell you the last time I wrote someone a letter. But I do still have a box from high school that I kept with all my lil notes and letters I had received from a boyfriend, to a friend, to threats. Its nice to look back on things like that. I wont ever really throw those out. Fancy I still have yours from when I was having that bad week back in like grade 11 and my dad was sick. Awwww.

Another thing ppl don’t do much of (not everyone) but some. Is look through pictures. With things like Facebook and My Space taking over the world all we do is post pictures. No one prints things out. LMAO everything is digital. My mom still has one of those cameras that you have to put film in and wind up. I forgot how to use it when we went to Jamaica last summer. She just recently bought a digital cam and has no clue how it functions but I appreciate her attempt to stay up to the times. I had a chance to sit with my punkin and look through his baby pictures n toddler pictures, I think some of the last pictures he had in there might have been early high school.

So I challenge everyone to write a letter to someone. Or even leave a note for someone, hand written (if we remember how to hold a pen anymore) and see what you come up with. No emails, no pin, no text, no posts. Pen and paper, and you can even go the extra mile and mail it, with a stamp and envelop. Also try printing out some pictures, that way when the technological world crashes before our eyes, we can still enjoy the memories we made. Tah-daaah!! Real Life memories

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